Short Bus To Hell

**I am so going to Hell for this if I wasn't already, since I'm going, lets see how many I can offend on the way there**
Some one tell God to turn up the thermostat
His secretary won’t answer my prayers
She just gives me this message …….Hail Mary full of grace ………The Lord is with thee …………After the beep
I blame her virginity Cold, uncaring angst, from only watching the nails go in
It must be why she’s such a bitch
Loyal to God, cums when called, doesn’t do what she’s supposed to
A typical doG I’ll send a post card from Hell to St. Peter at the Gates
It will read ………Our Father who art in Heaven …………Hollow be thy name …………..
Thy kingdom cum, turn up the sun ……………..
Lead me not into damnation, but deliver me from …………………This cold …………
You lied when you said Hell was a lake of fire …………
.It’s a fucking State, named MAINE XoXoXoXo….
Your favorite Heathen, Me

Away From Me Forever

Why do I force the graves to bury me faster?

Than I could pray they ever would? And even though

That cold air breathed its last breath away

From me tonight I still tried to feel where

The hurt could only grow into another rainbow

Loosing its favorite color

This disease called loneliness whispered louder

Than I ever anticipated it to; and even though I know

It was yesterday that I quit smiling at the Sun

Slow dancing its way into a slow death

That called itself “Polite”

I still heard singing Halos loosing their Faith

Just like me

And yet here I am with another shovel

In my hands digging my own grave just

To show this world that I was never good

Enough to let you pretend that I could

Breathe past the walls than one day ransomed

Another heart ache back to Heaven

The tourniquet felt so good tonight

As the blood dripped black from my eyes and I became

Just as meaningless to everyone else I knew who said that

“Tomorrow I would be ok” but even I saw

Past those lies that hurt so bad which I knew that

One day those crying eyes would

Close them off from the world forever

Shadows fell down like kryptonite

Getting lost behind a haze telling another star

Where to go; but as the day turned those grey

Clouds into a sleeping slumber I still tried to

Believe where dreams never come true for me

Past another blind light fading, fading, fading

Away from me forever

Fucked Up Fairytale

Maybe I don’t love you anymore

I should’ve taken the hint

When the butterflies in my stomach

Slipped into a coma

And the stars fell from my eyes

Make a wish my “LOVE”

Before they hit the ground

And shatter

I have finally realized

You are just another Peter Pan

You will never grow up

And I just can’t make my morbid mind

Grasp happy thoughts long enough

To make it to Neverland

Don’t get mad at me for

Telling Tinkerbell to shut

The fuck up

Spouting all that shit about

Pixiedust when I found out

I was allergic

I guess I forgot I believed in

Happily Ever After

As I was running away from you

And the glass slipper

Shattered

The bedtime story is going

To have a different ending

For the Sleeping Beauty doesn’t

Want to wake up knowing

How many girls you kissed

The same way

And I could never compare to their

Artificial responses

And practiced giggles

The only reason I’m

Fluttering my lashes

Is because I have something

In my eye

I could turn this all into

Poetic promises but

The cloud I’m on has no

Silver lining and I am sick of

Turning your words

Around to make me feel better about myself

When it never works

All the colors in my rainbow

Have bled together turning black

There is no pot of gold at

The end only heartache

And hopeless tears

Rapunzel has jumped from the

Tower window with her

Hair around her throat

I guess she got tired of waiting

To be saved…

Banana's, Coconuts And Places Not To Put Them....

There once was a teenage monkey

He sat at the trippy tree trunky

Sippin’ his co-co-nutty’s

With tow of his bro-like buddies

When out came the dare

Of a monkey monk monkey stare

Jumpin’ and squealing

Banana’s where a peel peelin’

Excited and merry

To pop monkey’s cherry

“You want in our clan?”

“And be ‘our’ brother man?”

“You must first pass the test”

.Just like the rest.

So off the monkey trotted

And in his mind he plotted

The perfect plan

To become a man

He swung from the trees

And knelt on knees

Looking for his prey

Until arose the perfect day…

He saw the beast…

His eyebrow creased…

Climb

Climb

Climb

He climbed

The highest tree

…Wait

Wait…

.Waiting.

…Baited

Bait…

.Baiting>

The beast came close

!!...shhhhhhhh…!!

They’re…

.Nose to nose.

The monkey whipped out his banana

Wrapped in a pink bandana

Slowly unwrapped it

And then…

On the giraffe’s nose

He started to whack it

His smile was

Crack…

Crack…

Cracking…

When…

!!WHACK!!

!!CRACK!!

!!SMACK!!

The giraffe

Head butt-butted him back!!

His coconuts hairy

Now leaked out the dairy

Crying at the sight of his coconuts crushed

Back through the jungle he

Rush!

Rush!!

Rushed!!!

The other monkeys pointed and laughed

His poor banana was bent mid-shaft

He spend the rest of his days

Hiding from the other monkeys’ gaze

To vines he held. Cling, clinging

Always somberly swing, swinging

And his song he was a

Sing…

Sing…

Singing?

“I used to be the best swinger,

in the whole jungle wide,

but I was a bit eager with my banana,

and alas

I lost my pride.”

~

THE END

I'm NOT Stiffler's Mom

I’m not Stiffler’s mom
And this isn’t American Pie
If you keep buzzing around me
I’ll swat you away like a fly
Shoo little boy, just go away
You’re like a puppy that’s learned to beg
And I’ve had enough of you
Trying to hump my leg
I’m not a cougar
I don’t look at you and smell prey
But every time you’re sniffing around
I pray you’ll just go away
I know its popular thinking to bag you a MILF
Let go of that thought, get it out of your head
I am never going to be a notch
On the wall behind your bunk bed
I know you think I should be flattered
By all your youthful attention
But it’s hardly paying me a compliment
When everything gives you an erection
I have no need of your amateur fumbling
When seasoned players abound
I don’t want to have to tell you what a clitoris is
Or direct you to where it can be found
It’s time for you to realize
I’m pre-menopause, you’re barely past puberty
And cookies and milk should never be taken
With hormone replacement therapy

Apocalypse of The Mind

Whisper to the ever lasting endeavourence

A solemn reminder of the forgotten reference

Lost into the abyss of a never ending cycle

Straining for some relevance that is more than a trifle

The needs of a soul flutter and whither

Like winged euphoria turned ever bitter

The tempestuous release of knowledge as it were

Is nothing more than broken lies flying past in a blur

Unknown doubt is contained within

Tears of an angel turned unexpectedly to sin

Justice that hinders on a whim of a ghost

Evil that strikes when you’re venerable the most

Notorious dementia creeping from the soul

The link to the unknown finally takes its toll

The root of all evil harbored in the mind

That relentless anticipation that’s one of a kind

It waits for the moment to strike the weak

The innocent mind soon turned completely bleak

Like a babbling fool that spews misinformation

No one should ever seek such discrimination

This tale of horror will transpire forever

But the only way to prevent is your self endeavor

Timeless

I want to be a lost poem in a stranger's coat pocket that conveys the importance of you,
To assure you of my desire,
To assure you of my dreams.
I want all the possibilities of you in writing.
I want to give you your reflection.
I want your eyes on me.
I want everything before you to follow us
And leave a trail behind us.
I want never to say good-bye to you,
Even on the street corner nor phone.
I want. . . . . . I want so much
I'm breathless.
I want to bring my power in a poem to burn a hole in your pocket,
So then I could sew it.
I want you to be distant and feel you close.
I want endless days when its day,
And nighttime never to end when its night.
I want all seasons in one day.
I want the sun to set before us,
And come up in front of us.
I want to think you're thoughts,
Because they're mine.
I want only what's urging you.
I want to get in the way of your barriers.
I want you to be tender like you do already.
I want to say we meet for a reason,
And I want that reason to be bigger then us,
And I want it to take over us,
I want to forget,
I want to remember us.
I want your smile always,
And your grimace's too.
I want your scare on my lips,
I want your disappointments in my heart,
I want your strengths in my soul,
And your soul in my eyes.
I want to believe everything you say,
And I do.
I want you to tell me what's best,
When I don't know.
When your lost,
I want to find you and drag you from the darkness.

Forget-Me-Nots

Of begets, begot

Cotton clouds, Forget-Me-Not’s

Knighted skies, belated starts

And a love “…to be continued”

Peel the petals off the flower

And as lady luck would have her

Evened out at number seven

He loved me so, as I remember

Her tethered wings spread several times

For several flights on heaven’s ride

Where I believer she peeks and hides

In cotton clouds, Sunflared skies

While I plant Forget-Me-Lies

She had me shot

Right from the start

For of begets, with love begot

Forget me here or now remember

He loved me so, or so I thought
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You Taste Like Sulfur

And when you

Pry

You push

I shove

You’re embedding

The words you

Want to hear

In my teeth

And I’m not sure

I like the taste

Of sulfur

So I speak in tongues

As if negativity

Is a foreign language

You never learned

Love fast

When it’s over

You’ll be face down

On the floor

Wondering why

It went so quickly

And when you pry

You push

I shove

And start running

In another direction